Pooping in restaurants? ?

Question

i'm going to one tonight and i always have to when i go but never do but i wanna try it so i feel better. what should i do have any of you done this

Answer 1

uh...

bring toilet paper?

and some oust?

Answer 2

You should uuuuuuhhhh... p**p!! :)

Answer 3

It's never fun to p**p in public, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do!  p**p and run!

Answer 4

You're gonna drop the hammer and you're gonna drop it good.... make noise and let everyone know you're loving it... Sa Wheat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Just make sure you have some air freshener with you... and courtesy flush please!  Don't forget to wash your hands too; there is something about the soap and water that helps to cut the smell.

Answer 6

just remember this, *** gasketing.

it is a very simple process.

just cover the seat with toilet paper, and my friend, you have an *** gasket.  

Answer 7

oust and your own air freshener, are you kidding. just tear three pieces of TP and line the seat and poopaway. the smellier the better because its not your place

Answer 8

my husband does it all the time and for some reason I can not unless i really have to go really bad and can not wait till i get home because i need a comfortable setting and i would feel uncomfortable with people coming in and out while i am trying to concentrate. But when i do i make sure that i use the toilet seat covers and also apply a lil extra tissue around the seat because sometime people pee on the seats and when they are black you cannot see the pee until you apply something on there and see the wetness not only that but it is easy to catch diseases also. try going before you go to dinner.