Poor Paris?

Question

Miss Hilton is off to the big house, like to see some home movies of her time at the L.A Hilton for naughty girls. any comments?

Answer 1

Luckely there's still some justice - I'm ever so glad! For once rich/famous didn't do it. Maybe also Miss H. will learn a lesson.

Answer 2

This is an Article I wrote on my free time about her, so yeah!

Paris Hilton Takes Wormhole to Jail!

“This is SO NOT HOT!!”

In fact, this jillionare jailbird was

sentenced on Friday for 45 whopping days of pure pleasureful pain for Paris!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Paris tries to shrug off her sentance , but this jillionare jailbird is BOUND

                                                                                                                                                                                     for a new Simple Life.      

Ok, enough alliterations. Anyway, she

was drinking on the freeway. As an alcoholic beverage passed Paris' sought after lips, the police saw something a bit different...and off to court was this hang over heiress! “[She] better like chicken.” Said one of the paparazzi. Is that an Itallian originated word?

There she was put on probation, and was sentenced to community service! Community service helping oldies and goldies  for 36 hellish months! This is SO NOT HOT! That must be what she thought, ‘cuz soon after, the probated Parisian was caught shirking her services with the oldies and whatnot. So off to jail, but this time, no Mr. Nice Judge. Bye Bye

Paris, I hope you like Lynwood Municipal Jail, where you will be kept under lock and key 24 hours a day. “This little slammer is SO NOT HOT! This little concrete is SO NOT HOT! That cockroach in the corner is SO NOT HOTT! I would NEVER DATE YOU! GOT THAT? UGH!!!” Who am I kidding? She must be howling like a wolf right now.

Answer 3

Being secure in my own identity, content with my life, and, one hopes, free of the ugly little emotion of envy, I cannot conceive of taking any joy in considering the pain and difficulty of another human being who has done me no harm.

I leave such things to the unworthy.

Answer 4

i think they should put her in a real big house..then she could see how the rest of us live normally..and yes, id love to see a video of her in jail..that would be very entertaining..

Answer 5

This question should be moved from the Travel/France/Paris section to the Gossip !!