a beautifull princsess marries her prince charming
but her prince thinks she is pure ( a virgin )
so every night when they go to bed , she makes an excuse of feeling sick
this goes on for weeks , until the prince has had enough and orders the princess of to see there doctor
when she told the doctor of her ordeal of not being pure and how it will affect the prince the doctor was very sympathetic
ok princess this is what you are going to do
when you are about to go to bed , go and gat a small peice of crisp lettuce, insert the lettuce as far as you can
when yous make love that night he will think he has taken your virginity .the princess was so excited to get to bed that night that the prince noticed , and asked do you feel good today princess
her reply never better can we head of to bed now prince
after all was done the prince went to the bathroom ,no wonder you have been sick you havnt been digesting your food properly , showing the princess the peice of lettuce
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