In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
> >>populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and
> >>yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long
> >>and healthy lives.
> >>
> >>Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream and
> >>Pizza Boys Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that?' And Man
> >>said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it, add some
> >>sprinkles.' And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
> >>
> >>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
> >>Man found so fair.
> >>And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the
> >>cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
> >>
> >>So God said, 'Try my fresh, green salad.' And Satan presented
> >>Thousand-Island dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
> >>
> >>And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
> >>
> >>God then said, 'I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in
> >>which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and
> >>chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more
> >>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
> >>
> >>God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food Cake,'
> >>and said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
> >>'Devil's Food.'
> >>
> >>God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
> >>extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would
> >>not have to toil changing the channels . And Man and Woman laughed and
> >>cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
> >>
> >>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
> >>nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
> >>center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
> >>
> >>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
> >>satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
> >>cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied,
> >>'Yes! And super size them!' And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man went
> >>into cardiac arrest.
> >>
> >>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> >>
> >>Then Satan created the Port of Spain General Hospital.
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