Posh people???

Question

hi, how can i make my brother my butler and how do butlers dress and eat and talk and theres a problem: my brother doesn't want a moustache like a butler so i am just gonna have to draw on it with my khol pencil when he is asleep.

look i really want to be posh, but how can i make my mum my personal driver my dad a chef and my lil sis a maid?

please help, i want to be posh really badly: REALLY BADLY

Answer 1

well go to a posh school and get some books on etiquette

Answer 2

If you mean posh as upper class? Sorry it called class and breeding. You can't buy class. Ok you can buy the big mannor house etc. But it doesn't mean your posh. Have you been to the right school, what club does you father belong to.

Have you been to school aboard? Swiss Finishing School, have you done the debs? Sounds like the TV show the The Beverly Hillbillies. Wanting to make your mother your driver and dad a chef lol Do you play polo at Bridgehamton?

Answer 3

Sorry ~ having a family in service (that is, being servants) is the one thing that will guarantee you are not posh.

Try to get someone who is not related to you to do some of these jobs, that will be the first step towards your new posh career :-)

Answer 4

Go to a drama school and learn it there.

Answer 5

Stop trying first off.

Answer 6

Make a bet with your brother you know you can win. Then he will be your butler. Same goes with your lil sis. As for your dad and mom maybe do extra house work and see if they will pretend for a while to be that but goodluck with getting them to be one forever. OH and you dont have to do the extra work make a bet with your brother. lol goodluck

Answer 7

Become a Spice Girl, love!

Answer 8

You sound s****..

Not posh!

Answer 9

How old are  you exactly?

10?

You sound like my cousin and she is ten.

Answer 10

You're confusing posh with disrespectful and selfish. Not the same dear.

Answer 11

IT IS I NOT i........oh I've told you all this before.

Really badly....very I say.

Answer 12

try mingling with some celebrities.

Answer 13

Quite easy!

Go to your local pet shop, purchase an AFRICAN GREY, LOVE it to bits and, BINGO!!!!!! You`re P.O.S.H.

Answer 14

why would you want to be posh anyway much better to just accept who you are

Answer 15

ok... so you want to be posh.....

thats easy..... never eat again.....

morph into a stick insect with the personality of a peanut and marry david beckham....

SORTED !

Answer 16

Try attending elocution lessons.

Answer 17

you cant be posh just like that ...

posh you got to be rich and it takes time

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why dont you just do this with your parents and sort it out