Position or Performance?

Question

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

Lord Dharamraj asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Banta Singh, taxi driver from New Delhi!

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles & says to Banta Singh: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Sant Shiromani Baba so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for the last 40 years.

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?

‘Results my friend, results,' shrugs Lord Dharamraj.

While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his taxi, people PRAYED.

Moral of the story: It‘s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

Answer 1

nice one!!!

Answer 2

->-> I have only translated the messages from her into the English language...



＊＊First Notice!!! The result of the election in the United States this year!!!＊＊

[She announce the predictions for the Americans...]

- "During this election year in the United States, the results of an election is that

1. A candidate Barack Hussein Obama OR John Sidney McCain most people currently think as a powerful being cannot become a president.(Surely!!!)

2. A member of the ruling party who we now don't think to become a president will hold the reigns of government.

3. With the exposure of the John Sidney McCain scandal, He will be surely defeated in an election.

Hello, I'm 'The Cosmos-creation GOD' and possess a person living in south Korea and I say this prediction in her phrase.

Without preliminaries, there's no 'destruction of the earth on 2012' contrary to other

predictor's predictions such as Nostradamus,Mayan people.

but, there's a plan of 'purification of the earth' in 2009.

In 2009, the South Africa and India will be totally destroyed due to the overflowing of the sea.

and, other nations will be also distroyed gradually after that(I'll tell that nations after the destruction of the

Republic of South Africa and India. Because of big chaos expecting if I tell that nations right now).

Then, why do this situation happen?

First, 'the selfish actions caused by contemporary people' make this decision - 'purification of the earth'.

Second, the Republic of South Africa and India are the primary deteriorated nations. so, I'll destroy that nations

because of the minimum of the loss and if this nations destroy, and, the people are born again, the born again people can

live other countries except this deteriorated country.

This prediction will be made. See it...                                                                

                                                                                                                        From 'The Cosmos-creation GOD'...



[The proved ablities of 'The Cosmos-creation God']

- In her book published in 2006, there was a phrase that predicts the President-elect in South Korea in 2008.

Actually, it has turned out ture by this year's presidential election.

- The prediction of financial difficulities in Korea next year has also turned out true by coming the high gas prices times caused by

rising gas prices.



  

[The last request of her.]

- Don't take this predictions only by curiosity. See the results of an elction this year,

and see the scene of destructions of the South Africa and India in 2009.

I know all the things which will come about all over the world...

- The end day of the earth will never come... but 'the works of purification of the earth' will

be continuing until half the globe disappear...

- Spread this messages through the Internet so that many people can know this messages...







※ If you want to know more things about her, visit this website -> http://cafe.daum.net/skymessage

※ The language of this website is Korean. Before long, the U.S. authorities will visit the south Korea to see her

after her predictions come true...

Answer 3

would like 2 say WOWwwwwwwwwwwww....

gr8 stuff.....keep it up

Answer 4

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh-my-gosh! That was Brilliant, Hilarious and so d**n true!!!.

Answer 5

Good old indian joke

Answer 6

not heard that one before... very good!

Answer 7

I guess the taxi driver put the fear of God

into more people than the pastor

Answer 8

Its 100% true in all fields of life these days. Go itnto any corporate field its performnce which matters irrespective of any pitfalls one faces is important. A great moral a star for you from me

Answer 9

very insightful and entertaining i would have to agree.