Posse, when was the last time allyuh get "ban" and what did you do to deserve it?

Question

I went home for Carnival one year and I stayed with my parents. One night yuh gyul deh dressing to go fete, make up on and jeans tight!

Daddy pass and bawl" Miss, where you tink you going dis hour in de night?"

Fus ting cross meh mind " Like man gone mad! He eh realise is a big woman he talking to?"

Of course common sense prevailed and I told him in a calm voice that I was going UWI Splash in de Oval.

De man watch me and bawl. " Nah! I eh feel so yuh know.: And promptly proceeded to launch himself in a lengthy soliloquy bout how Trinidad change and is not the same place I grow up in and blah, blah, blah....

Did I mention that I was a GROWN TAIL WOMAN when this happened???

And what did Jouvert do? Take off meh tight jeans and cry mehself to sleep, vex like h**l.

Fadder is still fadder house allyuh.

Answer 1

well i get ban long time abt goin out in d nite, meh parents feel dat i go get kidnap d way trinidad goin... somebody send meh ah ticket nah lemme fly outta here.....lol

Answer 2

I geh report cuz ah cuss out ah yankee fuh calling indian ppl poor and cheap. Dey report meh, and ah geh ah violation notice, and ah get vex and tell off Y! but dey eh do nothing to me lol

So ah gone back and report de oman.

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wait, wait, wait, wha yuh mean by ban???

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LMAOOO @ NIKA AH DEADINNNNN LOL LOL

Answer 3

well hear nah i must have to change meh name to "ban"

De last Ban i get was from Re$h , yes she tell meh to stay home and mind chile and doh go de people races

But moving on i get ban from driving meh mother car (bout 10 ten times) is good ting i get my own she try to ban meh from dat one too, oh i does drive too fas and people does come back and tell she (yuh ever see more maconess)

I get ban from de club called Upper level (if allyuh remember dat) cause i cuss way the door boy and de bouncer. Apparently yuh should not tell dem how dey mudder wine to make dem and accuse dem of bein g*y ....small ting but daz me and all door boys and bouncers

Ah get ban from de beer garden ...yuh not supposed to dance on de people table eh ..but wha de mudddd..

In wuk de try to ban me from de internet ...but i have lil skill nah shhhhhh...

De amount ah ban i get eh, all dat missing is Ray Ban

AND MEH EH DESERVE NON I IS AH GOOD FELLA

Answer 4

wait we talkin about gettin ban from yahoo or gettin ban frum we parents? lol.. i get ban last year when i went on vacation dred.. The first nite I reach, i was by my grandpa and my fren came to get me... we were goin up pos side..when d time reach, i dress & waitin, my fren come upstairs to meet my grandpa, he watch him and ask him where he takin d chile dis hour a d nite ( it was 7pm) and how d place goin & rain ( not a rain cloud in sight) and trinidad change up and is not how it used tuh be & how he go cyah sleep if I not home and he how he hadda go to work early... d fella watch meh and tell meh we go pick up a nexx time oui... he say how he & all  feelin sleepy and how he hadda work in d mornin too.. dat was d end a dat.. I went POS in meh dreams....

I geh ban enuff times frum yahoo.. like allyuh forget dis is my 3rd account.. somebody keep reportin all meh kissmeh@$$ questions and yahoo keep sennin meh all dem notices..steups.. jess when I geh happy cuz I make level 3.. BAM.. somebodi pass by and report meh..steups...

Answer 5

I post a question welcoming Triniwonda and wham they ban it after Roger answer.  Hmmmmmm???

Answer 6

LOL, Well, didn't get ban exactly, but last Christmas me and meh grown man brother was fightin over something. Can't remember what exactly but Mommy bawl out from de bedroom fuh we tuh knock off dat c**p and behave and hear we nah: "Yes, Mommy", real quiet. Two grown people! Yuh mudder is always yuh mudder yes...even when she in yuh own house! Meh husband was laughing like crazy fuh dat one!

Answer 7

I'm sorry you didn't get to go!!!

But know parents will ALWAYS be our parents, especially if they are fathers. He's protecting his baybe girl! He don't like to see you all grown!

The las time... my man thought i was dancing too close with a gal friend :) I had been drinking though!

Men, the cause a ALL problems ;)

Answer 8

LMAO @ julien!!!

i get ban from beer garden too, when race rock was dey ah get ban from dey too!!!!!

last time i get ban was for smelling meh vicks inhaler too much, everybag i have had an inhaler, by the bed, by the computer, under the pillow, in the car, ah time i even forget one in the freezer!!

meh mother start spranging dem one by one an throw it away, if she only ketch meh now is buff like i is a lil chile.....

one place she never check though is INSIDE the pillow case!!!!! shhh........