Post-season mind games (Part 1)
Since the 2010 Formula 1 season was quite dramatic and unpredictable in every way, the teams were unsure of what the future had in store for them. There were many situations where some drivers were just frustrated and did not know what to do. So they decided
to take out the person going in front of them before putting an end to their own race in despair.
They say that everything is fair in love and war, the 2010 Formula 1 season was more like “World War 3” and it seems that the drivers were battling against each other, literally. At first it seemed the two Red Bull drivers were getting along and it was like
a miracle since two potential world champions never get along. Examples of this are Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton in McLaren, Michael Schumacher and Rubens Barrichello in Ferrari and the list goes on.
Eventually, the two Red Bull drivers realized that they couldn't be friends either and after the Turkish Grand Prix, their relationship took a U-turn.
However, one has to wonder, what these Formula 1 drivers are thinking about these days during their time off from work after such a dramatic and shocking end to the 2010 Formula 1 season.. Below are a few possiblities!
Sebastian Vettel:
“Thank God Christian Horner’s strategy against Mark Webber worked and we got away with it cleanly. Mark doesn’t even know what hit him. As for Fernando Alonso, Renault screwed him. Bribing Renault was the best financial decision Red Bull has made up until
now. I just hope WikiLeaks doesn’t find out about this. However, I am still jealous of Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button. Why can they have hot and famous girlfriends and I can’t? Why can’t I have a p***y cat doll? I hate Formula 1. I think Michael Schumacher
is right, Red Bull should focus on me only. After all, I am German!”
Mark Webber:
“Well I guess Horner screwed me. There’s nothing I can do about it really. I have no other team to go to. Its better I stay with Red Bull and probably s***w them. I think they will realize that I am much better and younger than Sebastian Vettel in every
way. I mean have a girlfriend. She’s not as hot as Nicole Scherzinger but at least she is something. IN YOUR FACE SEBASTIAN!”
Christian Horner:
“I am a God who has money. Sebastian will help me get more. Mark will help Sebastian. It’s the circle of life.”
Lewis Hamilton:
“I hope Nicole doesn’t break up with me......again. I lost the title but it wasn’t so bad. McLaren wasn’t looking too good anyway and I think I gave the best performance in Formula 1 history. I messed up a little but it’s my style. If people don’t like it,
I don’t care! I will tweet about it and ask my “homies” to support me. Besides, Jenson Button looks more like the Grinch and my girlfriend is hotter than his. So I am chilling.”
Jenson Button:
“Well Lewis was better than me in 2010 in terms of pace. But at least I have a younger girlfriend and hotter girlfriend. I mean, Jessica Michibata is Asian! That beats everything.”
Fernando Alonso:
“I don’t want a girlfriend. I just want my championship back and I want it now! Why can’t Ferrari out think Red Bull? Even I could’ve guessed that they were just trying to mislead us by sending Mark Webber in the pits as their lamb for slaughter. I think
I should buy Ferrari or maybe the Formula 1. I am getting sick of German champions. I think it is about time Jenson gets a shave and Lewis joins 50 cent for a remix. Free petrol for all!”
(The quotations above are the writers creation and solely for the purpose of adding hilarity to the article)
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