Post your best diarrhea song. There is an example down in details.

Question

When your tummy’s feeling funny

and your pants are hot n’ runny:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Answer 1

When you're driving in your Chevy

And you're feeling something heavy

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Answer 2

When it's running down your leg, and it smells of rotten eggs...

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Answer 3

i dont know one. but i know one for gas.

going down the highway

doing 84

johnny cut a gasser and it blew me out the door

engine, it exploded.

the chassis fell apart

all because of johnny and his super - sonic f**t.