Potatoe farm struggleszz!!! please help.

Question

every day at exactly 2:14 Am i go out to the farm to water my red potatoes. And sprinkle them with a little paprika. However, this time, I sprinkled some paprika on (4 pinches per potato) and the next day they turned to mangoes. I can't get rid of the mangoes becuase I lent my 2000 mangoe shooter to the raspberry armidillo's (they're defeating the evil artichokes in australia). What do I do???

Answer 1

Try Yukon Gold next year. They're already yellow so they don't attract mangoes.

Answer 2

I do not know how to answer this without being reported... I say you see a doctor.

Answer 3

I get this problem a lot, as a potato farmer. I suggest, Tomorow, you sprinkle some fairy dust on it and dance around it in a tribal style reciting the alphabet backwards.

It helps.

Answer 4

Dan Quale?

Answer 5

wow lol , thats all i have to say