Potentially and Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
' Dad , what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?
'The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh! I LOVE Brad Pitt, I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?'
The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a
homo.'
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