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Potentially and realistically... funny joke

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thoughtfor a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars",

and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with two s***s and a q***r"

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  1. lol very funnyy!!!!!!! Have a star :-D


  2. LMFAO hahahhahahahahahahahahaha that is HILARIOUS!!!

  3. Lol. gd 1

  4. haha.nice one.haha


  5. LMAO....Thanks for the laugh x

  6. HAHAHA...good one :)

  7. haha

  8. I thought it was really cute... star for you

  9. Poor kid but that's hilarious!!!!

  10. lmao

  11. ok lmao

  12. HAHA that actually made me laugh... anyone who doesn't laugh at this truly doesn't get it.

  13. That was really funny you made my day

    Pick me for best answer!

  14. Excellent hilarious joke, nice one, keep them coming...!

  15. that is funny honestly worth 100 stars

  16. meow?...

  17. LOL!! i got one kind of like that.....

    a journalist has hit really hard times so he decides to go to japan and write about samurai

    so he heads over to the bar and he's sitting there drinking a beer and a guy walks in

    and says "me number three samurai in all japan!"

    the journalist asks him why hes number three samurai and he says see that fly?

    and he swings his sword and it falls down in two pieces

    the journalist is amazed so he starts writing about him

    but another guy comes in and says me number two samurai in all japan!

    the journalist asks why and he says " see that fly"

    and he swings his sword and it falls down in three pieces

    so the journalist starts writing about him

    and a little midget guy comes in and says

    me number one samurai in all japan!

    the journalist says "why in the heck are you number one samurai?!?"

    the samurai says "see that fly?"

    and he swings his sword

    ....

    but nothing happens

    so the journalist says "what??? nothing happened"

    the samurai says "that fly never have s*x again!"

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