Practical jokes, this means war, need some gags please

Question

Me and my partner are in the middle of a prctical joke war and need some ideas.

We have covered a car in wafer thin ham, sprayed there car in with silly string, they have covered our car in jake, and have hidden jelly somewhere, which we still cannot find. I am also today going to pinning wanted posters on there street for there ham slapping and jelly hiding crimes.

WE NEED MORE, the funnier the better.

Answer 1

Take plastic utensils (forks, knives) and stick them in the lawn. Cover the lawn completely. Its like TPing a house but a little different.

Or I saw a good one. It's like the plastic wrap on toilet trick, but you do it in a doorway and the lighting isnt that good in the room so they walk straight into it.

Replacing the center of Oreos with toothpaste. Switching shampoo (or conditioner) to something that will dye hair.

Setting off a pie "bomb" under someones bed. I had a friend that did this to someone. He rigged some sort of contraption to make a pie explode out from under the bed, and most of it sideways. Hilarious.

I think that's all I've got.

Answer 2

Switch all the dvds, blue rays videos, whatever into different covered. And I do mean all.Filll ice cube trays with a clear kool aid drink, or add lemon extract to them first. Not very harsh, but definitely surprising.

Answer 3

hii i got notin soz

Answer 4

If you're somewhere hot, you can wait till they park their car out in the sun, then crack eggs onto it.  They'll cook!  Xoxox

Answer 5

I read one on this site which was to get like 10 bags of 100 rubber bands at a dollar store and dump them all on their driveway. Rubber bands are very hard to spray off or sweep up so it will be a hassle.

Answer 6

exchange all the sugar with salt and all the salt with sugar

cover their car completely with plastic wrap

duck tape a big 3a battery with a metal wire touching the k**b and both ends of the battery on their door

put itching powder on his underwear drawer

put adhesive glue on the toilet seat

get him to drink allot one night then wait until he falls asleep.then strip him to his underwear and tie him onto a bed. then write all over his body with lip stick and mascara (something embarrassing and awkward about him) then just wait until he wakes up.(dont be in the same room when he wakes up tho...)

that's 6 pranks listed from minor little pun to big-time humiliation  

Answer 7

steal their car and have it crushed

Answer 8

Fill there hose pipe with weed killer and wait until they water the grass!

Answer 9

Buy some cheap wallpaper and wallpaper there car.

If you kow they are going away for a while repaint there house in railway paint so it glows in the dark.

Put an advertisement in the paper foe a couple looking for a couple for swinging