Pranks on a plane?

Question

im flying to atlanta sunday and i love to p**s people off. i need some ideas to do on a plane that are funny *** pranks but i wont get kicked off because i need to go to atlanta lol

Answer 1

f**t incessantly.

Keep pressing the call button for a bunch of small c**p.

Hog the arm rest.

Take all the Magazines and fall asleep with them in your arms and snore really loud, so the person next to you has nothing to do and they're incredibly annoyed.

If you're next to the window, keep pointing out the window and make annoying noises.

If fake sleeping, make a bunch of random sleep talk, like, "I shoved my baby in the toilet..." or "I don't wanna drink the mustard..." or something really stupid or disturbing, haha, there are unlimited possibilities. Then, when you want to do something else, "wake up" by yelling or yelling something really loudly.

Twitch randomly, like, be sitting there and then have your leg fake-spasm and kick the guys seat in front of you so much it pisses them off. Then, when questioned, say sorry and say you have tourettes and keep doing it for awhile until they demand evidence. If they end up demanding evidence, "twitch" your fist and/or leg into their eye and say sorry.

Leave toilet paper all over in the bathroom.

Answer 2

plug up the toilet!... LOL

Answer 3

bring some red paint/red food dye, go to the bathroom, get all of the tampons/pads, you know the next step, and put them in the sink/toilet/ everwhere! (I've done this)

f**t as if you were the only person in the plane

Leave a rude note in the bathroom

There isn't a lot of pranks you can do that won't get you kicked off/fined, but here are some ideas!

Answer 4

hahahahaha be careful! you might even get security at the end of your flight detain you or something lol.

you could eat something really garlicky and pretend you've got a cold, sneezing and blowing all over the person next to you... but then you have to go around smelling like garlic all day.

pretend youre asleep and doing as number 2 said doing the s*x noises  and climb onto the person next to you or something haha.

Answer 5

make s*x noises - moan like your jerkin off or something ahahahha that would be hilarious - imagine everyones face when you open the door..all the old ppl ahahahhahah... and if you do that be reeeeeeeeaaaaaallly loud lmfao... TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS..if you end up doing it lol i really wanna know