Predict a headline that will make the news during this coming season.

Question

"Liverpool players' house robbed while playing away in Europe"

Answer 1

Keane gets Hatrik with Liverpool thanks to Torres and Gerrard.

Tevez, Nani, and Anderson put on a show againts Newcastle to open the season.

Answer 2

1. "LIVERPOOL FLY HIGH AS UNITED CRUMBLE"

2. "TORRES CAN'T STOP SCORING!"

3. "RONALDO REVEALS REAL PAIN"

4. "FERGIE THREATENED ME WITH IRON, SAYS RON"

5. "CRISTIANO CLAIMS COMPENSATION FROM FERGIE"

Notice three of the headlines are about Ronaldo, reflecting the sorry state of the British media these days.

Answer 3

wenger caught with pants down....again..(daily sport)..whilst shopping in sainsburys

Answer 4

MESSiah Keegan Gets Sacked!

Answer 5

Mexican EPL forwards transfered to MLS after seeing no action in the EPL

Answer 6

Brett Farve helps team CRUSH the packers 42-10.  the new team of farve is now 10-0 and in route to a superbowl apperance. I can't believe what Farve has helped the Texans do.  

Answer 7

"Tottenham Hotspurs Relegated"

* especially for THFC !!!! *

Answer 8

RONALDO MADRID?

Answer 9

"Robbie Keane Biggest Flop of the Season"

Answer 10

Tottenham struggle despite new blood.

Toon Army in disbelief over relegation battle.

Alan Smith scores 15th goal of season, for Everton.

Its Liverpool vs Chelsea in Champs League Quarters.

Answer 11

Man Utd on track to win 7 trophies....

Liverpool's title dreams come to an end half way into the season...as usual

You'll never win anything with kids and unexperienced players...Arsenal

Half of Chelsea's squad to retire

Carlos Tevez named as contender for FWPOTY

Anderson has a brilliant 20 goal season at Man Utd

Torres: "My ambitions are too big for Liverpool"

Anfield dressing room janitor to release tell all book about dressing room escapades of Liverpool's players

Arsene Wenger: I don't see us winning anything this season

Scolari: Fergie is King...

Answer 12

Cheating Hammers must pay £50 million plus compensation to Blades!

(watch this space)

Answer 13

"Ronnie Injures Himself, Gloryhunters Despair Worldwide"

Answer 14

" Gerrard and Torres come out "

Answer 15

Stoke tops as Gunners hit rock bottom after Pericard hits 4 past sorry Almunia...

Answer 16

It's official!! Manchester United have won every game they have played and won every cup on offer!!!  

Answer 17

Manchester United finally equal Liverpools title record!!

Answer 18

Joey Barton arrested, Kevin Keegan quits, Gerrard admits Liverpool are out of title race.

Answer 19

january transfer window

TORRES KEANE TO GO BACK SPAIN

after liverpools early exit from the champions league and dismal showing in the premiere league yet again fernando torres ect ect ect ...

Answer 20

1. "ronaldo has officially announced that he is g*y after being seen with rooney the previous nights"

2."fabregas scores a hatrick against man.utd for arsenal.thrashing defeat,leaving man.utd unable to respond to the excellent performance by the gunners.no goals conceived by man.utd"

3."rooney admits he is the double of shrek.shocking news!!!!!!"

Answer 21

Manchester United are kings or Europe AGAIN !