Predicting the future by squeals?

Question

I think I can see into the future.

My daughter is constantly letting out this high pitched, dog-whistle-like squeals. But when she talks, it's a dainty little whisper. I've determined that she is going to be a cute, bubbly little blond with very little common sense- I can just see it!

My niece, on the other hand, has a very deep voice. Her squeals almost sound like an overweight trucker struggling to breath! I think she's going to be a very successful business woman who doesn't take p**p from anyone!

So what do you think of your child? Can you predict his or her future just by listening???

Answer 1

Well... Not really a squeal, but... I think Johnny's going to be a wrestler.

I sit on the floor with him and he comes at me, pulls himself up, growls and then flops on me.  LOL

Answer 2

When my daughter was a baby she pooped much more than the average baby, and as she grew I discovered that she never found her p**p all that unpleasant seeing as how she painted the wall with it a time or two.  I think she's going to be a gastroenterologist.

Answer 3

What on earth are you smoking and can I get some?

*I love the thumbs down. Here I thought I was acting normal as opposed to some nutjob mom thinking she can tell the future by her kids' squeals. Perhaps if I said I see the future in my kids poopie diapers that would have gotten a thumbs up? You bunch of **** heads.

Answer 4

Well Gracee grunts a lot..pretty much all the time.  She also makes a growling noise.  Occasionally she throws some high pitched squeals in to mix it up....

Some people think she might grow up to be a pig wrangler....I on the other hand think she is going to be a nurse =)

Answer 5

Based on my son's high pitched squeals....he will be a cheerleader for the Minnesota Vikings..... :0

Answer 6

I would suggest you see a counselor, for the sake of your child, because you cannot predict the future

Answer 7

Emma squeals like a pig

She also talks very loud unless she is talking to herself....which she does quite often.

What do you see for her?

GREAT...I secretly think she will be the first woman president of the United States...watch out Clinton, step aside Palin.

Answer 8

Ben is going to be a politician. He sits at his podium (umm..highchair) and commands every ones attention. He also makes no sense, smiles, nods, raises his eyebrows and charms. He's all style and no substance.

Hopefully he will thank me in his acceptance speech.

Answer 9

You can't predict. Children makes lots of different sounds when the are very young, they are trying out their voice to see what they can do with it, sounds that they like they will repeat and sometimes associate with something as a form of communication.  

Answer 10

I got the dog whisperer over hear!

Answer 11

My baby is still too young to squeal, but she is starting to coo.  She makes noises constantly when we lay her on her changing table.  Her Daddy says that she will be a talker, just like me.  We have this joke because I tell him a story and I forget that I told him, so I tell it again.  He gets so annoyed.  So now I have one story that I start to tell him over and over again, saying, "You know, I've never told you this, but..."  It's so funny.  He's just happy that I have Sally so I can tell me stories to her!

He is afraid that she is going to tell him the same stories over and over again!

BTW, I don't think people should be racking up points for answering every question with rude comments.  If you aren't going to actually answer the question, you shouldn't get the points.