Pretend you are Amy's publicist - what is your best idea of what to say to the press as to why Amy collapsed?

Question

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20080617/ten-more-tests-for-collapsed-winehouse-5f8abb3.html

Can't be drug related - come on put some real spin on it and I will pick the best one!!!!

Answer 1

She was feeling "tired and emotional".

Answer 2

the weight of that god awful beehive!!!!

Answer 3

Amy thought she was going upstairs when in fact she was going down, she raised her foot to climb the next step and found to her consternation that the next solid piece was two foot down instead of one foot up, she went **** over t*t and landed at the bottom, thinking she was at the top she now believes she can fly  :)

Answer 4

She is "resting".

Answer 5

amy is definatley not suffering from any form of drink or drug related problems she simply saw herslef in a shiny surface and scared herself stumbled back and the wieght of all that stuff thats meant to be hair made her fall off balance she fell and knocked her self out on the ground :)

Answer 6

She had taken Father's Day card and gifts to her dad and was totally overcome by the intensity of emotion of the occasion.

Answer 7

She's pregnant.That'll keep her on the front page for a while.

Answer 8

News Flash.... Amy has just fallen down again... blind drunk as usual... going to arrange that she is put away....for good, and while she is in there I have arranged to get her hair cut... its like an over grown beehive.. ugly piece of work..

Answer 9

i was trying to make her go to rehab and she said no no wo wo wo and then she hit the deck

Answer 10

...a source close to the troubled singer revealed...

" The medics are doing a whole battery of tests and they are not ruling out skankitits. The fainting could be due to multibionta allergy...."

Her parents are devastated. Again.

The Fielder-cervil family are hoping to be awarded custody of the mice babies.

Answer 11

Miss Winehouse had an altercation with gravity, in which she was the victim.

Answer 12

She tripped up her shoes lace and fell down the stairs wile on the floor a line of charlie accidental went up her nose,  she had to be rushed to the local hospital with the greatest of publicity by her dad who just happened to be driving past in his black cab.

Answer 13

Spiderpig ran into her.

Answer 14

Easy... 'exhaustion'.

Like they always say.

Answer 15

she couldn't cope with the combined weight of her ego and purse

Answer 16

That she needs a cartilage operation.

But surely this is a job for Clarence Mitchell!!

Answer 17

Amy ate a rather large apple and her body was unable to carry the load...fortunately shes since purged and has regained conciseness!!!!

Answer 18

Who cares about that drunk?

Answer 19

She was trying to kiss an ant.