Prison or Work?

Question

Stupid Joke: Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got these two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear....

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.

AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.

AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK you can't speak to your family.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK they are called managers

Answer 1

Can I go to prison and be frisked, Dave? x

Answer 2

That is so true. I have often thought this way when being at work, It's true

Answer 3

Prison sounds good...I think I will quit my job!!

Answer 4

You get to leave work at some point and you can always quit and commit a crime and go to prison.

Answer 5

i think i'll keep my rights and stay at work... but its a interesting argument...lol

Answer 6

yeah i think i heard this one before. dmt