Problems with loving software girls.?

Question

Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts you .

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Answer 1

haha great one,now i just need to figure out which girl is perfect for me,starred !!!

Answer 2

Don't pass up the chance to love a PERL girl because she knows There's  More Than One Way To Do It!

(TMTOWTDI)

Answer 3

Never love a C# girl as she'll trap you in her .NET

Answer 4

nice and neat!!! food for thought for guys!! if only they could figure out which kind of software girls we are!!! that would take ages for the, you know!!!

Answer 5

very good sense of humour! haha!

Answer 6

wow, where did you come up with this?  

Answer 7

haha excellent joke