My girl pisses me off 3 times in a 45 minute period... and I just walk out of the house to cool down before I pimp slap her face off.
Go visit my friend's house, like 5-7 people hanging there, drinking and smoking...
Come back home 3 hours later, and she just goes crazy (she thought I banged a girl) instead of apologizing for what she had done few hours ago. I told her that I'm taking a shower, and don't want to hear her mouth.
I get my clothes and towel, start walking away, then she grabs and throws my cellphone across the room. Of course I dodged that ****, brah. The wall didn't. Cellphone is on the floor in pieces (still works). I couldn't believe she would have the balls to do this to me.
I walked towards her, she gets all scared and gets into a defensive mode, I grab the remote controller from her hand (47-inch LCD, that I paid $500 just to help her out... this is what I get for being good to her) and just break that **** with my hands. Then, I grab the cable controller, break it as well.
Then she started crying, blah blah blah. I just walked upstairs, took a shower, and went back to sleep
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