Problems with neighborhood mexicans?

Question

well i have a pool and i put a pretty fence around it , i live in an area with alot of Mexicans. ever since last month they have been hopping over the fence and they have been swimming in my pool. i dont think they speak English and im pretty sure there illegal, i yelled at them and they shouted to me n Spanish , jumped back over my fence and ran away. what should i do

id love to call border control and get these fence hoppers behind the fence they belong

Answer 1

Well, if they are all Latino Men, I say serve them Beer and Margaritas until their shorts come off.

In all seriousness, try to be a good neighbor. If they don't speak English, then find someone who is bi-lingual and explain to them they need to ask before jumping in.

IDK, I like Latino Men and I would have no problem with a pool full of wet hot Mexican Men in it, but I would still want to have control over my own stuff. For all they know, I could be super-chlorinating the pool, which would be bad for their health.

I would let them swim in my pool if I had one pretty much whenever they asked, but I would have someone explain to them that they need to ask first.

Besides, if they swim in it, then they can help keep it clean too. They are human and children of God to after all.

Answer 2

Oh, shut up.

Answer 3

just call a cop.....or if your like me...have someone take care of "these people"........for you ..

Answer 4

i agree with the guy that said to give them beer and margaritas.  mexican men are notorious for being "on the down low."  buit seriously, DON'T WAVE A GUN AT THEM!  call the authorities and tell them that somebody is on your property, tell them you are scared for your family's life and that there have been suspicous men lurking around your property.  shoot, you could even say they are in your house, that will get the cops there faster.  what ever you do, be prepared for trouble...

Answer 5

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr800IK_aV...

xD

Answer 6

I think its fun to let my dog out for a little "exercise".. And i make sure to shoot a shotgun into the air as i kick the door open to let the dog out :o)

Answer 7

Just call the police. No one has any business trespassing in your yard. Also, you need to keep in mind that if they were to get injured in your yard, they can sue you. I know that it sounds ridiculous and unbelievable, but it's true.

~kisses~

Answer 8

call the police, if someone gets injured or drowns guess who gets sued and in trouble  the pool owner. If the police show up once they won't come back.

If they're hot though, make it a no swimsuit zone

Answer 9

Warn them first and if they don't listen, I'd call the authorities.  

Answer 10

What's does this have to do with them being Mexican? Just call the police if this keeps happening, it's trepassing.

Answer 11

how about a nice big dog.. that should do the trick..or put of a electric fence around the other one.

Answer 12

Threaten to call immigration, but be careful they are not associated with a gang. There are no longer border controls and criminals are pouring into the country, so just beware. You might want to buy a gun and wave it at them. I'm sure they will soon understand the concept of private property in the US.