Proper punishment for a wrestling fan if they fool around?

Question

1. Watch John Cena overcome the odds in a 101 matches DVD

2. Listen to Jillian sing on highest volume in 1 room all alone for 1 hour

3. Santino expressing his love to The Glamazon in an entire 3 hour RAW special

Answer 1

Well, since most guys are allowed to "fool around" I'll assume you're talking only about our female fans here.  I think our female fans would just LOVE to see John Cena overcome the odds 101 times on a single DVD!!  I give this answer not out of sarcasm, but out of concern, and caring, for ALLLL our female fans out there.  They're all very *special* to me!  `-`    

Answer 2

Why don't we reignite the million dollar mania, and this time the 1 million dollar comes from the fan's account.  

Answer 3

4. Having a drunken Rikishi apply the stinkface on them after a 1:30am trip to Taco Bell.

Answer 4

Yes, Cena has changed his wrestling skill is different (better) now, anyway #2 because Santino is awesome and I respect Cena

Answer 5

Have    a   40     foot      Melina      do      a       gigantic      banzai   drop      on      them.