Propose Alternative Uses For Gas Hogs?

Question

If one can't afford the fuel cost and won't

find someone stupid enough to buy any previously owned gas hogs please now

suggest alternative uses (i.e, sell parts

to folks with better investments, park it

as polished lawn sculpture, determine

if it can house visiting in-laws, etc.)?

Answer 1

With the price of metals and alloys skyrocketing these days, you'd stand to recoup some money selling it for scrap metal.

Answer 2

I would hang all four tires from a tree and make tire-swings....and maybe some of the shinier metal could be used to construct some sort of, "House of Mirrors". Then all you need is a midget, a fainting goat and some kind of sign that lights up and lets people know what the cost of admission is.