Psychic, will 2008 be the year I lose my virginity??????

Question

.....Or will I have to wait until 2009??? Please say noooooooo.

I am a really ready to lose it, but it hasn't happened yet, for some odd reason. Anyway, I hope some really lucky gal will soon enter my life and take me to a higher level of existence.

Every evening, I do a special dance (prescribed to me by my psychiatrist) to facilitate the loss of my virginity!!!!

Please psychic:

Will it be this year??? There are only like 4 months left!!!

Who will the lucky girl be?? Will she have large tataass????

Answer 1

I think that you're a little to young to lose your virginity.  

Answer 2

Seriously, that really depends on you...let alone that there are no real psychics around here as far as I'm aware.

Oh, and by the way, if you expect someone ELSE to take you to a higher level of existence, then it will probably never happen. The life is YOURS, as well as the virginity.

You're 23, get out there and live...WE can NOT tell you how to do that. The choice is yours.

Answer 3

ok ur not funny anymore :[

Answer 4

Yes, but ummm... it not exactly gonna involve a girl. But, yes. This is it!