Puck s***s?

Question

I think I may have had a puck s**t buy me a drink last night, but I can't be sure. What are the essential characteristics of a puck s**t?

Answer 1

Essentials:  Red Wings Jersey (with rolled up sleeves), Stone Washed Jeans, Camaro Hair usually dyed blonde.  If this s**t that bought you drink had these, she's a puck s**t... if not, she's just a plain old s**t.

Answer 2

Hi

I never have seen  a puck s**t.   Wonder if they are anything like puck bunnies.

Thank You

Answer 3

A lack of teeth and lack of basic hygiene are the first signs.   Oh,   she being 225lbs is the clincher.

Answer 4

They were so much makeup they look like clowns up close.

They have fake b***s.

They also wear basically nothing...

They don't know **** all about hockey!

Answer 5

I thought they were called Hockey Hoes

Answer 6

The politically correct term is puck "bunny".

They are know for frequently going after hockey players carrots.

They have very LARGE rabbit holes.

They usually hang around in small packs.

They reek of desperation.

Answer 7

I don't even know what one is, the only reason I want to meet a player is to tell him , what an awesome team the red wings are.

And advise them to keep their morale up, because I think a few years ago, their morale was down.

Sheesh.

Why do people go after people just because they are famous, etc,

That's a little bit shallow and are these people who do this even true fans?

Answer 8

Are You In?

Fire On Icy Red

Red Ice Burns Fire

Wanna See Red

Stanley Sees Firey Ice