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Question

i went golfing and hit myself in the face with the club and now it hurts is that normal and also my sister keeps eating my golf balls

Answer 1

Feeling pain when getting clubbed in face by ANYTHING is a normal reaction.

Eating golfballs appears to be a normal activity for your sister, too.

So I would say everything is normal on your end, and no need to worry

Answer 2

It's not normal to hit yourself in the face with a club, however the length of time the pain has lasted is normal for doing something that golfers normally don't do.  I suggest you lock up your golf balls to keep your sister away from them; your clubs too for that matter.  This does not sound like the game for you.

Answer 3

no people dont usually eat golf balls and bang their heads with clubs

Answer 4

Joke?

Obviously it hurts when you get hit in the face with a club it hurts when you get hit with anything, would you like me to punch you in the face and see if that hurts too?

And I was unaware it to be possible to eat a golf ball.

Your sister must have a d**n strong jaw to chew up those things.