Q. If you have a dangerous nuclear thingy in your closet,?

Question

what should you do?

Hey, I'm only asking! I don't really have a dangerous nuclear thingy in my closet! It's just... What if a dangerous nuclear thingy lands in my backyard and there's nowhere else to store it?

Answer 1

First, you have to determine whether it really is dangerous, or just has some phony decals on it like the ones I copy to stick on my lunch in the fridge at work so nobody steals my sandwich.  If genuinely hazardous, there's got to be a market for it.  You want to keep it out of the hands of our enemies, so use ebay.  I'm sure they screen potential buyers to ensure that their intentions are honorable.

If nobody bites, then just give it to your kids to bring to school for show and tell.

Answer 2

u do crack don't u? ya.. druggy i knew it.

Answer 3

Try the fridge, or just smoke it.

Answer 4

A hand-held particle accelerator fell from the space shuttle and landed soft in my apple trees. I've had some fun with it disrupting communications, destabilizing elements--you know, the usual stuff. I'm done with it now and can't throw it away--- it says to recycle it.  What to do?