Q. i have this intense desire to slip into buckingham and bite the queen's bottom, would you mind?,?

Question

it just something i started thinking about and it makes no sense. if the caught me i would be put down immediately by old mother would be ashamed. but i cannot help it!

Answer 1

Are you going to ask her to wear a hat?

Answer 2

No not at all, be my guest!

Answer 3

me?

i wouldn't mind.

knock yourself out.

Answer 4

i don't mind but she certainly would - you would either get shot or find yourself being locked away at Her Majesty's pleasure for a long long time

don't try it matey

Answer 5

If you want you could bite Camila Parker's bottom, but the Queen's is all mine!!

     .........................God save the Queen for me.......

Answer 6

????!!!! Ooooookaaaaaay...

Answer 7

Surely the queen doesn't have anything as common as a bottom.

Answer 8

I think you need treatment urgently

Answer 9

well do it then, i dare you, slip into buckingham and bite the queens naked bottom, you know you want to, go for it youll be in the news paper's, sale your story, make money, the man that bit the queens *** while she slept, didnt she get a shock why did he do it?

Answer 10

Check again. The chemist might still be open.

Answer 11

The corgis would not let you anywhere near! Go back to your basket, old boy, bite on a Bonio and dream of bunnies, not bums.

Answer 12

Bite her ar$e until it bleeds