QUICKLY!!! QUICKLY!!! The evil Count Dracula is trying to rape me! What should I do?????????????????

Question

You see, I was merely trying to beat him in a game of rock paper sissors, and apparently he got so horny off my awesome tactics of beating him every round he really likes my company!! But now he's just gone too far!!! I'm hiding in one of his favorite coffins right now, and I'm out of weapons( I lost them during my assassination of Ronald McDonald) so what should I do? I can hear him coming!!!

Answer 1

Grab a wooden stake and stab him

Eat some garlic

Bring him outside in broad daylight

May I ask why you have a computer in a coffin?  

Answer 2

Enjoy it, Vampires are hot!

Answer 3

Kick his fat toothy @ss in a fist fight. Or grab some garlic.

Answer 4

QUICK! Get to the kitchen, find your little bottle marked PRESCRIPTION MEDS (RX), get water, and take! Fast it's the only way you won't get raped!

Answer 5

take off your pants and BONE THAT MAN CANDY!

haha.

heck yes.