Quality Joke. Hilarious

Question

Ok so 3 men are abandoned on a deserted island as there plane crashed there. they miss there families alot. one day a genie appears and says do you want to see your families? they all said yes yes! estatically. the genie said each of you go into the jungle and collect 10 of a fruit and come back to me then i'll tell you what to do.

So the first man comes back with 10 apples the genie says stick them up your butt with out making a facial expression or a sound and you can go home if you don't i'll kill you. on the 3rd apple he winced and was killed.

The second man came back with 10 grapes and on the 9th apple up his butt he started laughing and was killed.

In heaven the first man said to the second man WHY DID YOU LAUGH!? you could've got back to your family!

the second man said.. i saw the 3rd man coming with pineapples.

ROFL..

LMAO..

Answer 1

thats good....

Answer 2

That was one of the most funniest jokes I have heard.

Answer 3

I heard it in a different way but it's still good...hilarious really!

Answer 4

quality indeed!!

Answer 5

Haha, that was funny.

Answer 6

hee hee now that was quality

Answer 7

i've heard this before,

its alright

Answer 8

lol, pineapples?

If he succeeds,Then you might say that the world is coming to an end.

Answer 9

nah man,thats a rip off of the king and the princes joke, u sad lameo,fix up luk sharp,luks lyk u got dressed in the dark.

Answer 10

funny!

Answer 11

Rofl-copter.... very hilarious! :D:D:D

Answer 12

heard it b4 but on the wishing theme one for you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, "Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?"

The man said "No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam to shore.

One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The mermaid granted that wish.

My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted.

My third wish was to have $£x with the mermaid. She said, 'I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have $£x.'"

So I said, "How about a little head?"

Answer 13

LOL that's funny!

Thanks for sharing, thanks for the laugh =)

Answer 14

LMAO looooooooooooooool

Answer 15

haahaha

Answer 16

Lol!

Answer 17

Oh, I've heard that one.

He should've gotten watermelons too :P

Answer 18

pathetic

Answer 19

PMSL!!!!!!!!!  Brilliant xx

Answer 20

ahahahaaaa i would've done the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha ROFLLLL