Question about Zombies?

Question

If I go into the woods, and become one with the woodland critters, would I be more safe, compared to being in the middle of town?

Also, what if I build a tree house?

They can't climb. I could train squirrels to find me food in case I'm stuck due to being discovered.

Also, I live in the middle of nowhere, so would I have enough time to build a death car, or should I find a more secure place first?

I figured since the majority of them will be in more crowded areas, and they won't really know I'm out here. It's not like they're going to walk the 2 hours just to maybe find someone. And I think I can take on ONE alone.

What do you think?

Answer 1

Since Zombies are reduced to only their most basic of needs, you would be safe almost anywhere. Their muscle is weak and they couldn't really chase you. Myself, I would drive my car as fast as I possibly could to the nearest Wal*Mart. After getting there I would run back to the gun section, grab a gun, and barricade all the entrances, killing all interfering Zombies. Then I would hole up for as long as I possibly could. After the food started spoiling or the conditions started deteriorating, I would collect as many supplies as I possibly could and make a dash for the most remote place I could possibly find.

*Edit: Since you pointed out the gun fact, I'd take an axe to decapitate them. Or a bow and arrows. Actually I'd probably take the bow and arrows.

Answer 2

For the squirrel part, just make sure they don't become zombie-squirrels. I heard they can climb.

Answer 3

I plan to go to an island (I live near the Thousand Islands in New York Sate), as I do not believe that zombies can swim.  I have a shotgun, so I plan to go to the nearest store and buy/raid all the canned goods and bottled water, load it up into a boat (there are tons around here I can steal if need be) and head to the middle of the river.  Granted, the river freezes over in the winter, so I will need to have ammunition.  But training squirrels?  That's just ridiculous.

Answer 4

that would great if zombie overan everything I'd just sit in my front yard on a lawn chair pickin zombies off then when I ran out of bullets just go on rampage with an axe and some knives, if I die atleast I go out with some style

Answer 5

zombies can not hear they can only smell brains plus animals can be zombies too.

Answer 6

wtfffffff yurrr retarddeddd duddeee daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnn. >.<!!!!

Answer 7

As of yet, I've never met a Zombie, I'm sorry, I can't help.