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Do you find that your...ahem...balls (cojones, wedding tackle, whatever you prefer) frequently get in your way? I imagine these two fleshy appendages would occasionally be sat upon or inadvertently dunked in the toilet.

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  1. I had no idea that they could reach the toilet water when men sit down. That's got to be the most disgusting feeling in the world.


  2. THey do get uncomforatble some times, such as very hot days when you need to wear pants or if you boxers bunch up. Usualy doesn't get in the way of anything though

  3. They have a self-contracting mechanism...as long as it's not a hot day (aka sweaty ball day).

    The other thing hangs lower and it does sometimes hit the water.  It's really quite disgusting when it happens.  *shudders*

  4. No not really, they're actually kinda fun to play with, you ought to try it sometime.

  5. lmao no don't have any such problems.

  6. Why don't you have a s*x change and find out for yourself.

  7. The tackle... No. The fishing rod... Yes.

  8. Yeah...if your goat boy!

  9. No, but what really hurts is when our penises get caught in the d**n zippers >-<

  10. No, a dudes testicles would have to be freakishly large to be "inadvertently dunked in the toilet" and they are really only inconvenient on hot, sweaty, humid days.

    Besides, they are what makes us bigger, stronger and tougher than women. Well worth any drawbacks.

  11. I seriously doubt the dunking. They're a bit . . . shall we say, tighter than that.

  12. Best question of the day! I laughed out loud hearing all these guys talk about their "wedding tackles". Love it!

  13. No they are usually fine, but sometimes when sleeping, since I sleep on my side, it's not always comfortable to have my legs overlapping while sleeping on my side and being pressed between my muscular thighs. Sometimes when riding the bike, if the bike seat is more narrow, it's not too comfortable either. For the most part things work out though, with some little things here and there.

  14. I just checked. Since I m not hung like an ox, no, it doesnt interfere with my activities.

    PS : You ARE one heck of a s**y vixen !

  15. Well i imagine accidents do happen.

    But i assure they are never in the way in fact they show us the way.

    Ha ha ha ha!

    Good one wedding tackle did you say!!!

  16. Yes.. they get in the way sometimes...

    Sat on? Never

    Dunked in the toilet? hmm.. once or twice

  17. Mostly lies are being told here. Even a summary glance at anatomy shows that the area where the testicles are suspended works to prevent such trouble. The distance between the thighs hardly comes together with enough force to squeeze them, except through deliberate manipulation. And as most testicles would hang at around 8-10cm (about 2-3 inches) under the thighs when sitting on a toilet, the water would have to be very high indeed to reach them.

  18. No, not really. Dunked in the toilet? They don't sag that much, at least not yet.

  19. Dear lady, your question reveals such sublime innocence!  If your looks correspond to your delightful, virginal curiosity,  then surely you resemble Jane Fonda in "Barbarella."  Or perhaps Milla Jovovich in "The Fifth Element."  But if I'm wrong, let the delusion pass: it's quite pleasant. --Reverend Carlos de Sade

  20. The balls themselves aren't too big of an issue.  The massive trouser snake I've got right next to them, though..  yeah it can dangle down a bit and get sat on ect...  but I've learned to deal with it.

    The ladies love it, so it's worth the extra effort to take good care of it.

  21. Sat on, yes and ouch!  Dunked in a toliet...we're not talking about a bull here.

  22. LOL, why do you thin kwe are always adjusting them?  Probably the biggest problem is blue balls.  I hate blue balls.

  23. If they were bony they would get in the way, but because mine are  all nice and squidgy they go with the flow.

    [Disclaimer - No sperm were killed in my running session today - they all died peacfully in their sleep]

  24. Not as often as you might think.The scrot expands and contracts in different situations, keeping them close when appropriate.Plus they are mounted in a slightly forward location so they are lifted and moved forward a bit when sitting.

    About the only time I'm concerned is when jumping a fence.

    But thank you for your concern.

  25. The only time they get in the way is when I'm riding a bike. Sit the wrong way and you could have some pain afterwards. Other than that they are conveniently tucked away in my briefs most of the day. No they don't reach the toilet water. I sit on my *** while my balls are between my legs so no problem there.

  26. Don't you realize that the toilet (like most things) was invented by a man? Wouldn't you seriously doubt that he would design something in which his testicles would touch the fecal water? Retawd!
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