Question on a reference in a talk show: ...'where the carpet matches the drapes.'?

Question

I was watching this mock-up add for CNN that was produced by the Bill Maher show, and the last line was the one I've just put above; 'where the carpet matches the drapes'. Perhaps you have to see it in context for it to make sense, but I have to say that I have no idea what it means. Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv4MrBO9aDE

The commercial starts at the begining and goes for about thirty seconds (not for the easily offended). These shows are recorded live, so you can hear the audience groan after said line. What's the deal?

Answer 1

Not sure if this will help but I recently watched a show where the girl was going on a date. She had s**y underwear on and a white bra. Her friend said oh no the carpet's gotta match the drapes. I took it as her carpet (ever hear the L*****n expression C************r?) being down below and the drapes the long droopy things on top. She needed to coordinate her lingerie. Not sure if that's right, though.

Answer 2

Carpet (pubic hair) matches the drapes (hair on your head)

Answer 3

Carpet is the hair below. Drapes is the hair above. "Where the carpet matches the drapes" means that the hair above is natural. If the carpet does not match the drapes, it means they dyed their hair.

Answer 4

The "carpet" is the hair "down there" and the drapes is your hair on your head. When both are the same color, the carpet matches the drapes.