Questions about France?

Question

1: Why is french such an adoooringly, charming and romanting language? Hearing it always makes me feel goood!

2: Why do french girls dress so bad and use too much perfume?

3: Why can you never trust a french man?

4: And finally: why do everybody in France drive like they haven't got a drivers licence....?

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Answer 1

1- Probably because it is French. Nothing else to add to perfection.

2- We don't and you're just no used to perfume. Try a drop of Channel and feel empowered

3- Of course you can. You only have to learn to use chains, ropes and ear tags with beacon.

4- I resent that. I drive perfectly well. The claw marks on the ceiling of my car from my American friends are merely marks of appreciation for having survived the Arc of Triumph roundabout (carrousel to you barbarians). This is the Parisian driving test, if you manage to drive around it you are a true Parisian driver

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Answer 2

1/ I agree-especially when spoken by a lady

2/All French girls are beautiful

3/Don't know about that-but if you are talking about French Politicians then I agree.

4/Because they haven't-unless its all the frogs and snails they eat.    ;-)

Answer 3

1: It's not so charming for french...It's weird to think that.

2: I don't think french girls dress bad, but they don't vare as much as american girl I guess. They are enough charming and s**y. And they don't use too much perfume!! Or only the whores...

3: ???

4: Because we are a bit stupid concerning driving. And it's a shame.

Answer 4

1. its a c**p stupid old language

2. french girls are classy unlike british mingers

3. they wankers

4. they are latin, temperamental

Answer 5

ze french language is romantic to hear when softly spoken into a lady s ear.

french girls dress way better than english or american girls who are so ugly and fat in those shorts and tshirts.french women are at least feminine looking and have a personality unlike those money oriented american whores.

french men can be more trusted than georges bush or tony blair.

maybe you have to go back to driving school if you find french to drive offensively.try italy or california.

Answer 6

french girls are hot :)

Answer 7

1. The French drop consonants from the language just like they smoke.  I swear it is a national sport!  So you have none of the harsh consonant sounds (like in English or German) and only the melodious vowel sounds.

2. If they dress bad, it's because they experiment with fashion.  I think they use just the right amount of perfume.

3. Because he will always be looking for something better!

4. I am mixed about this one.  Some drivers are quite good, others are scary.  Tough to say.

Answer 8

Any language sounds better than your own especially when you have no idea what they are saying

All french girls think they are students, not aware of the perfume thing, maybe they get it cheap

Presumably you have had a bad experience with a frenchman

like Tierry Henry or Fabian Barthez

If you owned a c**p sandblasted citreon or peugeot that never saw a sponge and a bucket of water, you would probably drive the same.

In conclusion lovely country spoilt by the inhabitants, a bit like England really..................

Answer 9

1. French is only charming if you don't speak it well enough to understand everything.

2. Most French girls dress really well. Hear what you're saying about the perfume though.

3. You can never trust any French person 100%, male or female. They always look out for number one in a tight spot.

4. Because they have a) no sense of spatial awareness; b) don't have that extra sense to know when something is behind or beside them by instinct; c) don't care about what anyone else is doing; d) have no sense of anticipation; e) don't respect other people or their property...in Paris you park "by ear", ie you keep reversing until you find the car behind you...