Quick religious poll?

Question

Which work of fiction do you prefer?

The Bible

Green Eggs and Ham

Personally I think Green Eggs and Ham offers a more valuable lesson.

Answer 1

I agree. =D

Answer 2

you only offered one fiction choice (GE&H).

I pick the only choice offered:

GE&H

The greatest non-fiction is the bible.

Answer 3

1Cr 2:14   But people who aren't Christians can't understand these truths from God's Spirit. It all sounds foolish to them because only those who have the Spirit can understand what the Spirit means.  

Answer 4

I believe the Bible is not fictional.

You gave it a capital letter, that's gotta mean something..

I like Green eggs and Ham lol =)

Answer 5

i think we would all benefit far more greatly by spamming quotations from dr seuss instead. =D

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”

“I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights."

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose."

"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads."

Answer 6

I have never liked fiction, so Green Eggs and Ham is so much more realistic.

Answer 7

do you know that archaeologist found out about the Hittites thanks to the Bible?do you know they have found hundreds of ancient cities,have known about ancient cultures thanks to the Bible?if you don't like the Bible as a spiritual book that's ok,but you can't disregard the fact that the Bible is one of humanity most important books.

Answer 8

Well, actually —since you asked, I prefer James Joyce' "Ulysses".

Answer 9

I also agree

Answer 10

The bible makes for a pretty good fantasy read! Green eggs and ham is just more repetitive.

Answer 11

the only version of the bible that's fiction is the one the roman catholic church of old tampered with

Answer 12

Snicker.

Answer 13

no

deff not

the bible even thought it advocates god (i am not very religous and i respect religus and atheists)

the bible has lessons and sayings that wuld today fix the world

showing how hate can drive a man mad

and greed can poison the mind

just people now a days chose not to do the rite thing

Answer 14

I don't understand the Bible, but I definitely understand Green Eggs and Ham, especially by my 3rd read!  So it's more valuable!

I'm Atheist!

Answer 15

Green Eggs and Ham.

Answer 16

i am not religious and i do not believe in the bible nor the crucification

but honestly...u should know better than to bash other religions... it is really meaningful to some ppl and wen u do that u are just a pricck in the a.s.s.

and a pricck in the a.s.s. is pretty annoying...especially if u can't get it out

Answer 17

i concur :)

Answer 18

neither...both are meaningless

Answer 19

I think it's been confirmed that Dr Seuss was on crack.

We don't know what the writers of the bible were on.

Answer 20

Definitely Green Eggs and Ham!!!

Answer 21

Wow you hate the Bible you are so unique and awesome.  Why don't you say something that means something, anything.

Answer 22

green eggs and ham!

all of dr. seuss's bokes teach children ore than the bible.

that one that lsited a bunch of creatures and said that they were equal was amazing. and cat in the hat was genius.

the bible, however, teaches children to worship god or BURN IN h**l!!!!