Quiz time! Can anyone translate this into English? and what language is it?

Question

before you start, it has no tone marks, so its harder! ;)

Ni how,

Wo de jia you si ge ren,

wo you baba, mama, jie jie he wo.

wo de jie jie jiao Jasmine,

ta er s**+ si sui,

ta gao.

wo de gou jia Bill,

ta jiu sui,

ta pung!

Wo ai wo de jia! xie xie

Answer 1

it's chinese... I can't translate.. :)  "ai" actually means Love.. "xie xie" is thank you..

Answer 2

hello there delilah how has it been in new york city.......

Answer 3

Hi,

I have four people in my family.

I have a father, mother, sister and me.

My sister is called Jasmine.

She is 24 years-old and she's tall.

My dog’s name is Bill.

He is 9 years-old, and he’s fat!

I love my family. Thank you

Its in chinese

Answer 4

it's chinese (:

it means:

hello!

I have four people in my family.

There's my father, mother, my older sister and me.

My sister's name is Jasmine and she's 24. She is tall.

I have a dog named Bill,

it's 9 and it's fat.

I love my family!

Thank you!

Answer 5

It's chinese but i cant translate it.

Answer 6

This is Mandarin. I have only a rough understanding of it...

Hello,

My house has four people.

I have a father, a mother, an older sister, and myself.

My older sister's name is Jasmine,

She is 14 years old.

No idea.

My something is Bill,

He is 9 years old?

Something!

I love my house! Thanks!

:P

Answer 7

what's with this......

Mandarin.

How are you,

My fmaily has four people,

i have a dad, mom, sister and me.

My sister is called Jasmine,

she's fourteen years old,

She's tall,

My brother is called Bill,

he's Nine years old,

he's fat.

i love my family! thank you.

Can i get bst ansr?

Answer 8

I'd say its a generated announcement text (phonetic) and it is centred around a lost child parents names Bill and Jasmine or this could be the children's names. The first...ni how...sounds like hello or how do you do. The last xie xie is apparently thank you.

Definitely Chinese basic mandarin

Answer 9

Hi!

I'm quite sure its Chinese, but I can't translate it. But, a few days ago I received a mail in which there were some Chinese sentences compared with some English ones. The two sentences were almost similar, they had a few similar words so I think the translation would say:

How are you?

My sister would sing in the rain,

And my father, mother, lil sister and my brother too,

My lil sis's name is Jasmine,

She is so cute,

She sticks her tounge out.

My elder brother's name is Bill,

He too is sweet,

But loves to play!

My story about my brother ends!

Thank you!

Have a good day!

Regards

Amal

Answer 10

hmmmm..thats a toughie. i know its chinese. i think its about sushi or ducks or ramen.

Answer 11

That is almost certainly Chinese.

Can't translate it for you, I don't speak Chinese.