Quotes for the cynical and peeved?

Question

I am in a particularily bitchy mood today...

It has to do with alot of things- so i imagine that i'l be this way for the remainder of the week-

so, to cheer me up a little, does anyone have anything clever or cynical in the way of quotes to post me?

The best one gets five stars and the obvious ten points; so grab me some good and creative ones.

(Oh, and is it possible to be a romantic and a cynic? Because i am... lol- is that as unusual as i feel it is?)

Answer 1

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song

Answer 2

"Cheerful Cherubs" of the 30s or something:

Today I broke another plate.

It quite delights me, now and then,

To think there's one, at any rate,

I'll never have to wash again.

My teachers criticize me.

They think I loaf, and shirk.

I'd do great things to show them,

Except it's so much work.

Answer 3

“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” - Oscar Wilde

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist” - George Carlin

“Cynics are well-informed optimists” - Jeff Frieden

“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” - Albert Einstein