Quotes???????

Question

i absolutely love quotes and i always put them on my myspace.

i like funny quotes?

quotes about life?

quotes about love?

any quotes you can throw out there for me??

Answer 1

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian...

---The Dark Knight (batman...lol just saw that movie)

Answer 2

well this ones a lyric...but its still pretty inspirational.

"White collar conservative flashin' down the street,

pointing that plastic finger at me,

they all assume my kind will drop and die,

but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high. " - Jimi Hendrix

Answer 3

boys are like parking spots. the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

:) :) :) :) :) lol

Answer 4

My 91 year old grandfather used to say: " I never want to grow old"  Age is relative

So, you think your all that and a bag of chips?

I'm gonna open a can of Wup **** on you.

Answer 5

"Free your mind, it's not enough just to dream it.

Get up when you feel it, it's your chance to shine."

By the way, I love quotes too!

Answer 6

Even through the thick and this you know that i will always win.

Answer 7

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

Helen Keller

Some pray to marry the man they love,

my prayer will somewhat vary:

I humbly pray to Heaven above

that I love the man I marry.

~ by Rose Stokes ~

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low.

~ by Henry Ward Beecher ~

Answer 8

Don't ever get in a fight with an ugly person,

They have nothing to lose.

Answer 9

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” - Winston Churchill

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche

“I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” - Arthur Rubinstein

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb

Answer 10

"If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize." - Boy Meets World

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost

"Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other." - Euripides

"I don't doubt myself when I'm with you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else." - Keeping the Faith

"Beauty comes from a life well lived. If you've lived well, your smile lines are in the right places, and your frown lines aren't too bad, what more do you need?" - Jennifer Garner

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Mahatma Gandhi

"I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for each other." - Katharine Hepburn

"All our young lives, we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect who might be searching for us." - The Wonder Years

"With you away, it is as if all the letters in my life are scrambled into an anagram, and I will not be able to put all the letters in order and make sense of anything until you return." - The Beatrice Letters

"You know that thing about blood being thicker than water? Total bullshit. Family is who you choose." - Sam, The A-List

Answer 11

Geez, I love quotes , too. I keep a journal of them , is that lame :) Okay some of my favorites....I put them on my email signature and rotate them around.  

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"The Way of a Warrior is based on humanity, love, and sincerity; the heart of martial valor is true bravery, wisdom, love, and friendship. Emphasis on the physical aspects of warriorship is futile, for the power of the body is always limited."  

- Morihei Ueshiba

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"There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us".  

- Edward Wallis Hoch

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"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on

a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of

it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally the common people

don't want war neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in

Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the

country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to

drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist

dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no

voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.

That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked,

and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the

country to danger. It works the same in any country."



Hermann Goering - n**i war criminal

(I have the above quote named 'Bush' )

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"Courage is the mastery of fear, not the absence of fear"

~Mark Twain

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Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

- Frank Outlaw

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"If you think you know what's going on, you're probably full of **it'

(don't know who said that, I'd claim me , but I'm sure I heard it somewhere)

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"Life is too d**n short to hide being g*y. " Armistead Maupin

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"Life is short, make fun of it" me :)

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"Be the change that you want to see in the world" ~Ghandi

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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." --Jonathan Swift

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“I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.”

—Arthur Hays Sulzberger

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. "



~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strength. When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

--Arnold Schwarzenegger

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"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" on a tshirt my girl's night buddies and I used to pass around (whoever was having 'challenges' with her man got the shirt to wear). The shirt wore out, lol. But , I know it's bad, and of course I know men are not really stupid...but it was all in fun. No actual men were hurt in this tradition and no rocks were ever actually thrown :)

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"Everyday above ground is a good day." quote from Scarface

Answer 12

life is full of secrets and lies... so when u get screwd over don't act surprised.