Quotes....?

Question

anyone have good quotes

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Answer 1

One of my all time favorites was from my Sgt. Major in the Army.

"I don't give a frogs fat azz...." Then he would finish with what ever he was talking about.

Or my father's favorite saying in gest to my mother about her cooking.

"This could gag a maggot."

Answer 2

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.”

Answer 3

here are some funny quotes.. enjoy!!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

* I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink!

When i was born, i was so surprised that i didnt talk for a year and a half.

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GOODLUCK!!

Answer 4

"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content."

"Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."

-- Helen Keller

Answer 5

Try http://www.qfrases.com/english/ It has only good quotes.

Answer 6

Two things a man should never be angry at: what he can help, and what he cannot help. -thomas fuller

Getting to know someone is not a task--it’s an art.

                       -pierce leblank

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.

Answer 7

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Answer 8

"Stand for yourself..even if it means standing alone"

"Everytime I find the meaning of "Life", they change it."

"Impossible is a word in dictionary of fools."

Answer 9

"I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you." - THE NOTEBOOK



You know i used to spend every day thinking about you and dreaming about you, and everytime you walked by i lost myself, do you know what that feels like? And you couldnt possibly know what it feels like to have that person not have the same feelings back. Look, im sorry if you miss the way i looked at you, but i dont miss the way you never looked at me. - Dawsons Creek

Answer 10

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly. what is essential is invisible to the eyes. from the book the little prince.

be who you are and say what you feel. those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind. dr. seuss

Answer 11

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Ben Stein

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Brendan Gill

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

d**k Werthimer

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,

A medley of extemporanea;

And love is a thing that can never go wrong;

And I am Marie of Romania.

Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967), Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "Comment"

It's not true that life is one d**n thing after another; it is one d**n thing over and over.

Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950)

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.

Henry J. Tillman

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

Life is a long lesson in humility.

James M. Barrie (1860 - 1937)

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

John Lennon (1940 - 1980), "Beautiful Boy"

The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.

Norman Thomas (1884 - 1968)

Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894), "The Poet at the Breakfast-Table", 1872

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Peter De Vries

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

R. D. Laing

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988), "Job", 1984

Life is just a bowl of pits.

Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)

Answer 12

Friendship is like being peed on. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth it brings.