Quotes similar to...?

Question

"I'm kind of a big deal" - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

"If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks." - Dwight Schrute, The Office

I need quotes that are similar to those. You know, quotes that proclaim self-awesomeness.

I've searched ego quotes, but all I've really gotten were quotes that talk about ego. I don't want that. Just quotes from people about them loving themselves similar to the 2 listed.

Please and thank you!!

Answer 1

Clay swings with his left, Clay swings with his right,

Look at young Cassius carry the fight.

Liston keeps backing, but there's not enough room,

It's a matter of time till Clay lowers the boom.

Liston is still rising, now Clay lands with a right,

What a beautiful swing, and the punch raises the Bear clean out of the ring.

Liston is still rising and the ref wears a frown,

For he can't start counting till Sonny goes down.

Now Liston is disappearing from view,

The crowd is going frantic,

But radar stations have picked him up,

Somewhere over the Atlantic.

Who would have thought when they came to the fight?

That they'd witness the launching of a human satellite.

Yes the crowd did not dream, when they put up the money,

That they would see a total eclipse of the Sonny.

Poem composed prior to his match with Sonny Liston, in 1963, Muhammad Ali (when he was known as Cassius Clay)

I Am The Greatest (1964)

I knew I had him in the first round. Almighty God was with me. I want everyone to bear witness, I am the greatest! I'm the greatest thing that ever lived. I don't have a mark on my face, and I upset Sonny Liston, and I just turned twenty-two years old. I must be the greatest. I showed the world. I talk to God everyday. I shook up the world, I'm the king of the world. You must listen to me. I am the greatest! I can't be beat!

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. Confucius

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself. Edith Sitwell

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Fran Lebowitz

I am no more humble than my talents require. Oscar Levant

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. Ted Turner

Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: That you are dreadfully like other people.—James Pearsall Smith

Al Gore said he'd invented the Internet; announced that he had personally discovered Love Canal, the most infamous toxic-waste site in the country; and bragged that he and Tipper had been the sole inspiration for the golden couple in Erich Segal's best-selling novel Love Story (made into a hit movie with Ali MacGraw and Ryan O'Neal). He also invented the dog, joked David Letterman, and gave mankind fire.

Answer 2

wat about "I'm opposed to millionaires but it would be dangerous to offer me the position " mark twain.or else "how can i not feel I'm perfect when even our president makes a mistake " anonymous.u could also try www.quotes.com.evenim a perfect package by the time u find  the flaw u've been dead for years"

Answer 3

“I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.”

Mae West (American Actress and s*x symbol, 1892-1980)

“I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.”

Muhammad Ali (American Boxer and Activist, b.1942)