R&P Why and how is it that everyone on Disney channel supposedly know how to sing?

Question

and how the h**l do they all end up on MTV...Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff..and all these other fakes?

Answer 1

Somebody should tell Keanu Reeves the same thing.

Answer 2

its all part of the hybrid mutation process and part of that is Disney’s psych team brainwashes the stars into thinking they have talent, and then when all the obsessed teens that watch Disney, Disney has micro-chips that send out messages that have biological features from genes of obsessed Beatles fans that tell the obsessed teens that the singers are good all part the Anti-Christ mark of the beast movement Disney IS THE Anti-Christ

Answer 3

Because to reload the "talent" for their TV networks shows the Disney corporation holds casting calls all over the country... just like American Idol, only they don't televise the auditions... thank God. Not to mention that any Mom or Dad with a video camera sends video of their kids in to Disney just to hope they can make the coin. Disney finds the kids that are cute, that have some appeal or marketability and that look to make the jump from 12 year old precociousness to 16 year old jail-bait.... it is a machine.... just like the Chinese women's gymnastics program.  There are probably 5 girls waiting to be groomed into the next Miley or Hannah Montana. It is a tried and true formula... sell bad music to teenage girls, make nice Disney family movies, make that one "I'm grown up now" CD, and then cut them loose when the crash out at 20.

Answer 4

They don't know. It's called lipsynching.  

Answer 5

one word: computers

Answer 6

They dont.

For the last time, those are Disney sell-outs, children.

Answer 7

$$$$$  

Answer 8

lol dude...its easy....all they had to do was get a lot of money....as  for the dancing? put some centipedes up their butt lol and the singing is problably lip singing...but they arent all fakes

Answer 9

I don't get it either. What I REALLY don't understand is that you're using MTV as a good place to "end up." These days, MTV and the cover of Rolling Stone are the last places you would want to be...

Well their crappy-*** TV shows get popular, they hire a bunch of people to fix their S****y songs with computers.

Answer 10

They were all taught by the same Seven Dwarves...

How so they end up on MTV?  Isn't it ironic?  I mean MTV doesn't play MUSIC anymore!

Answer 11

Scarlett Johanson released an album....enough said.