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REALLY funny joke!!!!!!!!!?

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Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now." The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was g*y" and took off like a bat out of h**l.

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  1. LMAO! good one!


  2. ha ha that was funny


  3. Haha thats really funny =]=] you get a star! x x x

  4. thanks i really liked that :) *for you

  5. good one

  6. Loved it . Smart rabbit...is it this one....

    Mr. Rabbit: "This won't take long honey..... did it?"  

  7. Best one for ages take a star,

  8. ROFLMFAOWASIMS

    wasims= with a stitch in my side. Good joke, star from me.

  9. lol u get a star eventho ive heard it b4 x

  10. HA HA HA HA HA HA .       YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...     THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Hehe Lol That's Well Funny! It Well Deserves A Star!! Lol! =] =D

  12. LMAO!!!  =)

    *STAR*

  13. deserves the star, funny!!

  14. That was sooo fleeking funny.

    That is what happens when you are a male chauvinist bear!!

    hahahahaha

    gram

  15. ahahahahha =0)

  16. That was great!

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