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Rainy Tuesday joke...............

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An Irishman, an Aussie and a Scot were sitting in an Aussie bar in Brisbane.

The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.

"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs

back home.

Why?, asks the Aussie.

In Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's.

Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much

that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Aussie, "at my local, The Fair Dinkum, the barman

there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman.. "Back home in Dublin

there's Ryan's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place

they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.

Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs

and see that you get laid. All on the house."

"Well," said the Scotsman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman,

"but it did happen to me sister."

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  1. OMG i bet no one will come to this bar if this was in my country


  2. it was okay but my body did not react

  3. good one :)

  4. erm>>>>>>ok>>>>>>>.ish>>>>>>>thanks for the points though

  5. **** IM SORRY

  6. L.o.L so funny omg how told you this

  7. not very funny


  8. Ha Ha

    LoL=)

  9. ha ha ha ha ha  

  10. hahahahahahhahaha good one

  11. Erm, only 8/10, but have a star for trying

  12. hahahaha...

    love it!!!!

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