Came home from a round of golf, threw his clubs on the flor and told his wife he quits.
"What's the problem?" she asked as she poured him a cup of hot tea.
"My eyesight has gotten so bad, I can't see the ball anymore." he answered.
"Well, why not take my brother withyou, tomorrow, when you go, he has excellent eyesight, and can watch your ball for you."
"Your brother is 102 years old," he reminded her, "what good will he be?"
"He may be 102, but he has excellent eyesight." she reminded Ralph.
So he agrees and the next morning on the first tee, Ralph is feeling pretty confident, knowing his brother-in-law will be able to see the ball. So he steps up and smacks a good one.
"Did you see it?" He asked his Brother-in-Law.
"Of course I did"
"Well, where did it go?' asked Ralph
"I can't remember."
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