Random Friday Hockey Questions

Question

1) Who's the one player you would want to take to dinner, and if he told you to order for him what would you get him? What dressing for his salad?

2) What's your favorite game time brew?

3) What's a way we can get back at YA! for all the cr*p we have gone through in the last two weeks? (OK not so hockey related on that one)

4) Sidney Crosby, Alexander Ovechkin, and Evgeni Malkin go for the HHOF in one year. Only one of them can make it, who gets in?

5) The same three players plus Joe Thornton, Wayne Gretzky, Martin Brodeur, Bernie Parent, are doing an autograph signing and you can only get one...who is it?

6) Martin Brodeur and Ron Hextall both have 5 shots at an open net from the opposite end of the ice...who gets more in?

7) What do the Avalanche, Wild and Lightning have in common?

BONUS to #7: What are the only other two SPORTS franchises (not NHL) to share this as well?

Answer 1

1. Martin Brodeur.... Let's order him pasta!

2. Coke!

3. Nothing... all I want is it to get fixed

4. Alex Ovechkin

5. Wow.... this is hard. I'll narrow it down to Gretzky and Crosby!

6. Hextall

7. They all have something to do with Nature...

Bonus: Don't know!

Answer 2

1 - Chara, i would order him three lambs, two cows and a horse.

2 - canadian

3 - i have no idea, but we should find a way

4 - Alexander ovechkin

5 - Wayne Gretzky

6 - Martin Brodeur

7 - don't know... but i want to find out

Answer 3

1) I remember a television special with Brad Richards, where he toured a local steakhouse (Burn’s) and commented that he was really into wine.  So just to go with the safe bet, I would take Richards out, and order a nice filet with a good bottle of wine….he looks like a Ranch man..  Then I would drill him with questions about why he sucks, and why he lost it.  

2) I usually mix it up.  Sometimes, I’ll get some a weird beer I have never heard of and then sometimes I will just grab some Guinness, Beck’s, Sierra Nevada, or Grolsch.  Then occasionally, I go for a gin and tonic.  

3) We all can start our own website and never come back.  

4) Only time will tell.  If I had to pick I would throw all the names into a hat, and draw one.  

5) Gretzky…definitely.  

6) Both were forwards in their youth before becoming goaltenders, so I say it will be a tie 5 out of 5.  

7)  Don’t end in S

BONUS

MLB & NBA....MLB:  Sox

Answer 4

1) I would take Dan Boyle out to dinner. He owes me one anyway. I would order him a nice steak and mixed veges. The salad dressing is Italian

2)I really never drink that much. I prefer a Coke. But have had a Bud once in a while at a game.

3)Just ride it out. Nothing right now. It will un- glitch at some point

4)Ovechkin

5)Parent. I already have a couple of the others autographs

6)Broudeur. He is actively practicing it.

7)Only singular names.

Bonus= Heat, Jazz,White Sox, Red Sox and Magic

Answer 5

1)I'm taking JR out...I guess I'm getting him a cheesesteak.

2)Vanilla Coke..I don't drink.

3)Just let it work itself out or else it could get worse.

4)Ovie

5)Gretzky..I have Bernies already.

6)Hexy and he calls where his shot is going..Top shelf.

7)They dont end in "S"..Magic and Heat for the other teams.BUT you forgot the Jazz.

EDIT-White Sox and Red Sox.

Answer 6

1.)David Clarkson. Steak, mashed, and beer...keep it simple. Creamy Italian?

2.)Coors light is my water, Bass is my dinner, Guinness is desert, And Grey Goose and Grape juice(goose juice) is for pre-gaming.

3.)Now that the problems are corrected(I think) report the c**p out of every single swing bag that brings there shenanigans around these parts.

4.)No offense but Ovechkin, cause he is the only one that has accomplished anything on "paper" out of the 3.

5.)It would have to be Wayne, I have Marty and Bernie's already and don't care for Big Joe that much.

6.) 5 for 5 tie both Phenomenal in there own right (minus the fact that one was a Flyer)

7). They all came into the league the same year?

Bonus: Marlins and Rockies?

Answer 7

1.) Brian Gionta, because he's my favorite player.  I'd get him a steak (that seems manly), and I guess Caesar dressing?  I dunno, but that's my favorite.  :P

2.) Sprite.  lol

3.) Report every single question that is misplaced in the hockey section, because that IS against the rules after all.  Yahoo will get so fed up from all the reports they'll have to deal with.  But of course we're doing nothing wrong!  Yahoo is going to go crazy from the flood of reports that they're going to work out the kinks faster.

4.) Alex Ovechkin of course.  He's the better player.  Then Crosby then Malkin.

5.) Gretzky for sure.  He's a legend.  The next best player would be Brodeur, but I already have his autograph.

6.) Gotta say Marty :)

7.) Their team name isn't plural?  (like Devils or Sharks)

BONUS: Miami Heat, Orlando Magic, and Utah Jazz (that's 3 though)?

Answer 8

1) Former goalie and current Islanders GM garth Snow.  He's getting a spoiled T-Bone Steak with an Arsenic Vinaigrette dressing. Freaking Milbury clone.

2)Molson

3)Keep bombing the message board until they fix it in a year or two

4)Ovechkin. Crosby can't get in until he can grow a proper stash.

5)Brodeur, already have Gretzky's.

6)Neither. DiPietro beats them both.

7)Missing "s" at end. Add the Philadelphia Soul, Utah Blaze, Chicago Rush, Colorado Crush, KC Brigade, Georgia Force, NO VooDoo, and Tampa Bay Storm in Arena Football and the new NBA team in OKC called Thunder, and from the MLS: DC United, Toronto FC, LA Galaxy, Real Salt Lake, Chivas USA, Chicago Fire, New England Revolution,  Columbus Crew, Houston Dynamo,

Answer 9

1. Semin. Steak, and beer edit: what if he doesn't like salad?

2. Sprite. STupid age limit.

3. IDK, ask hockey questions in other sections.......spam?

4. Ovechkin

5. Ovechkin, I'm a Caps fan!

6. Hextall

7. Nature

Bonus 7 : this is a random guess-NFL. MLB

Answer 10

1. patrick sharp, and honestly, he is coming to dinner with me in september!!! I will order him steak i think. and i dont eat salad so i really dont know any dressings

2. sprite, underage

3. I have been gone for quite some time, care to explain?

4. too early to tell

5. Wayne Gretzky, hands down

6. Brodeur

7. ugly jerseys?

Answer 11

1)  Chris Osgood, I'd order him a nice 14 oz ribeye with a baked potato.  He wouldn't have salad, just meat, potatos, and beer.  Chris Osgood is a grown a$$ man with kids to feed and bills to pay.

2)  Molson Canadian.  I don't care if it has Canadian in the title.  It's great beer, and makes me think of Red Wings hockey.

3)  Blow it up with eDynamite, start a new forum of our own.

4)  AO, as of right now.

5)  Martin Brodeur

6)  Chris Osgood (but seriously, Martin Brodeur)

7)  Their names are all singular plurals.   BONUS:  Miami Heat and Utah Jazz, although I'm sure somebody already said this.  I've had this conversation many times.

Why am I the only one to receive thumbs down?

Answer 12

1. Chris Osgood (you knew I was going to say that), I'm terrible at deciding for other people but I'd order a steak and salad I suppose. His dressing would be balsamic

2. Well, I'm 15 so I've never drank beer...actually that's not true, I was allowed to have a sip of Guiness once before. lol

3. Post hockey questions in other categories. Actually that wouldn't be such a good idea...I would just yell at anyone who posts a non-hockey related question in here again. Or better yet, like some other people said, start our own site and then we could make the rules instead of having Yahoo!'s rules and all their violations.

4. I honestly can't give a fairly acurate guess on this...probably Ovechkin...see you all know twice the amount of hockey knowledge that I do, so excuse my occasional exposition of my ignorance haha

5. Gretzky

6. Brodeur

7. they don't end in "s"

Bonus: MLB and NBA. MLB: Red and White Sox, NBA: Orlando Magic, Miami Heat, and Utah Jazz

nice bonus question, I didn't know that until I looked it up

Answer 13

1 I would want to take Evgeni Malkin. I would get him pizza because he loves pizza.

2 Uh im 14 so im gonna have to say Root beer.

3 We can ruin the other sections or sue.

4 Sidney Crosby.

5 Gretzky. My grandma would put me in the Pysch ward if i didnt.

6 Brodeur.

7 Things that can be outside??

Dallas Stars and Carolina Hurricanes.

Answer 14

1. Rod Brind'amour. I'd order a big steak without fat of course. couldn't

tell you what kind of dressing.

2. Molson Canadian.

3. .....

4. AO.

5. the great one.

6. Brodeur.

7. dont' know.

8. ditto above.