Random sayings?

Question

what are some REALLY weird random saying that make no sense, random and funny.

example "no frankie i didnt l**k the lightbulb!"

just random like that :D

thanks

Answer 1

Goo goo goo joob.

Answer 2

- One day i saw the rain wet..so i said.."AHH"..now how scary is that..

- When i grow up, i wanna be a cheese burger!

- Moo. I'm a pig.

- Yes, it's true, i did try to get tanned under a light bulb.

and theres more but i forget them

=D Hope that helped

Cheers.

Answer 3

What's the frequency Kenneth?

Answer 4

ssss