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Random sayings? "save a horse ride a cowboy" type things?

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You know those sayings:

"Save a whistle, blow a lifeguard"

"Save water, shower together"

"Save a drumset bang a drummer"

Etc.

Give me all the ones you know!

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Sounds like w***e sayings.
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"Save a humvee, ride a marine"

"Save a guitar, l**k a guitarist"

"Save a tank, ride a soldier"

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

"Save an egg, crack a smile"

"Save a broom, ride a wizard"

"Save gas, f**t in a jar"

"Save a horse, ride a dallas cowboy"

"Save a raft, ride a guide"

"Save a tree, eliminate homework"

"Save a trumpet, blow a trumpet player"

"Save gas, ride a motorcycle!"

"Save a skateboard, ride a skater"

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lol, you get a Star!
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"Park your car, drive a trucker"

"s*x is like snow, you never know how long it will last or how many

inches you'll get"

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save a wave ride a surfer
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Save gas... f**t in a jar
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Save a glue bottle, use a glue stick.

Save a p**p, gush a pee.

If ya know what I'm sayin. ;)
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when in doubt, whip it out.

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose.

women are like fiddles, the older they are, the sweeter they sound.

women are like wine, the older they are, the sweeter they taste.

your only as old as the woman you hold

theres more, but they get progressively dirtier.
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Lol the only one ive heard is Save a horse ride a cowboy, from the song.Haha. Ive heard of "save water drink beer" but thats it
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