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Question

make up a random story...it doesnt have to be long or have an ending ...make it random ....and maybe have celebrities...like one time me and my friend wrote one where george lopez was a pirate and will smith had a potato gun....it was really funny...make it as long as you can ...please and thank you....

Answer 1

angelina jolie is a man and brad pitt is a girl so they get to be freinds and then they finally reviel themselves and then they turn to hunting and then they shoot dylan and cole spruose and then they try to bury the bodys but brad slips in and so does angie and then somebody finds them and saves them THE END

Answer 2

A draft hushes across the tiles of the hallway. The candles spaced every three metres have burnt to the wick with wax white upon the ground and stone walls. Shadows are cast and the silence is thick. I hang anonymous from a hook on the wall, never moved, touched, noticed or cleaned. The story of William the Conqueror would be unknown to man if it weren&#039;t for my anonymity. I represent a rich era of history and although I may be anonymous, I am the painting worth a million dollars.

In case you haven&#039;t guessed I am writing about an inanimate object (a painting).

Answer 3

I ran into Will Smith and go sued ,an had to pay all medical expenses . Now I&#039;m looking for a 1 ton truck  . That honda was made out of tin .

Answer 4

My Name is Casino Royal, not many people know me or the job I do. I am the first 250 lb. Playboy Bunny. I am the Executive Director of the Two Ton Honey Bunny Club. Our club was design for the man that wanted to be with women that would talk to them for who they are and not what they have.

Our club is the most exclusive club in town; you can not get in if you are not invited. The waiting list is six months long and growing but the Exotic man does not know how to get on the list. We do not have a Key like our sister company the Playboy Club, we have a secret word and a special code. I would tell you but you may sell it on e-bay or Craigslist, so you will have to figure it out yourself.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen if you are not TTHBC material I guess you will have to go to the Palms in Vegas like everyone one else and be happy to pay $40 per person in to get into the  Playboy Bunny Club.

Answer 5

three little monkeys knocking on the door they came last night and the night b4 one had a fiddle one had a drum and one had a  pancake stuck to his bum

Answer 6

Paris Hilton, drenched in acid that was no doubt currently settling in her pores, slipped through the forrest. Who was tailing her you ask? None other than...Miley Cyrus?

Yes. Young Miley (currently working on her p**n company) sailed through the air on a rainbow peguses, a giant mace in hand.

(You say Pegusus isn&#039;t real? He is if you have money and the inate ability to flash someone with your tiny fifteen your old b***s.)

Paris Hilton had done no wrong, (other than being alive) but she had, in fact, killed a hobo. &quot;Why not?&quot; She had though while her heel was off and in hand, the hobo cowering in front of her. &quot;It&#039;s just a hobo,&quot; she mused, &quot;anyways, I&#039;m Paris f***ing Hilton, I do what I want!&quot;

Apparently, no Paris. Even with the IQ of -34, killing hobos is wrong.

Now, I hear your question, why would Miley care if a hobo was killed?Fact being, she wouldn&#039;t. She would have watched and laughed, had it not been for the eye candy trailing along side Paris...Nick Jonas?!

(Paris was going through the &#039;dating boys ten years younger than me&#039; faze.)

Though Nick had made it perfectly clear to Miley that he wanted to stay abstenant, Miley had raped him. Ruthless, violent, absurd. A few of the words used to describe the scenario.

So what became of our dear starletts?

They died.

Nick, (using all the g*y stripper change in his purse) had bought a meteor from a neighboring planet inhabited by Jonas fans. The rest was easy, buy a pirate cannon from the early eighteen hundreds (using a time machine of course) finding a way to break the Law of Physics (more of his stripper money put into the scientists&#039; research) and suspending it above the forrest, then blowing the two girls into smiltheriens.

The wonders of story telling, don&#039;t they just warmy your heart?

Answer 7

as lola ran down stairs she tripped and fell on her head, she got up and she looked up she saw somethign she saw her reflection! she screamed and closed her eyes she opend it agin and she saw her moms reflection, she closed her eyes and opend it again then her mom&#039;s reflection grabed lola and said are you ok? thats when she relized it was really her mom! hahahha lol hahahah lol! that was fun!

Answer 8

My following story is called the Attack of the banana

One day a banana walked into a club, then someone ate him and he died

the end!

Answer 9

There once was an ordinary girl who never ever had an adventure in her life.She thought she was to plain to atract anything special happening to her.One morning she woke up and decided,today is the day I&#039;m going on an adventure.At her breakfast table she sat and thought very hard.........but what adventure can a simple girl like she have?At the end because she felt there was no adventure a simple girl she could go on,she went back to bed.There once was an ordinary girl who never had an adventure in her life and she lived a plain and simple life.  

Answer 10

the pig flew south for the wenter