Random things spencer [from icarly] would say?

Question

can u guys help me out? =] i need some funny random phrases that u think spencer from icarly would say, or maybe just somehting funny and random! =]

example: "soup, u are wet and shapeless. scissors own you in every way, i'm sorry."

haha, i love him! he's so funny!

but if u can help me out, that would be awesome!!!!

Answer 1

Hey,

Here's some things that I have heard said on icarly a few times, I don't know if they are all from Spencer but they are funny :

Silly little truffle

Soon you'll be able to lie and feel nothing at all

Rampoo!

Yakima

We don't care about taters...even in tot form!

You almost made a baby chicken smoothie

Spencer, you need to get off the kitchen table. Why? Is Santa here to say that i'm ugly and have no friends?

You weren't supposed to fall off the table! Well you know...gravity.

I love cubes of cheese!

Holy flab!

Anyone want Bluberry Moofins?

One of those garbage sweeper trucks came by and sucked it right in!

I have been worried about Carly, she seems glum...glumpy.

I arrived moments ago.

Suckish.

Dippidy Doo!

You tough Kumquats.

Where is my green yo-yo...I just had it!?!? Its in your hand! Its in my hand! ...Oh.

Where is my hot glue gun?!? I can't work with cold glue!

the largness of some coffee cups.

Your saying I'm not normal. Do I have to say it?

Did you ankle swear? Yes! Oh my god.

Did you know that hobo's can't afford cable.

There's an A stuck to your butt. That's so embarrasing!

Did my pants come off? Yeah. Please tell me I'm wearing underwear! Your good. Awesome!

We don't want your cookies!

How many times do I have to say no!?! Wait how much for the Twin Mints?

That Skunksack!

Oh my god another rolley polley!!!

Yeah! Pump up the FRUIT!

Annnnd... I'm ZEEBO!

Okay... is it.... Mr. Howard eats pants? Correct! He certainly does!

The WEDGIE BOUNCE!

*spencer is covered in pumpkin pieces* Never forget to buy candy on Halloween.

*shoe is on fire* It's also great for... ROASTING WEEINIES!

Don't touch my snout!!!

No!! I tosted your bagle, took care of Amber Tate's vomitting dog, and I even rubbed ice on a sweaty man's stomache, but I will not plunge your toilet!! Common your my supervising producer! Well I'm not supervising what you produced in there!!!

Guava...

Yeah, kids LOVE dinasaours...

I fell in a shrub

Yummmm this barbeque sauce is so thick and rich!

Captain wartburger

Ohhh fruit kabbobs

As long as you promise not to sniff the fruit salad

He sliced my banana

Did you know the Spanish word for Freddie is dish rag?

You need pants so people won't think you're a pantsless freak.

Without the color orange our nation would be infested with disease.

For dinner we will have butter and blue toliet water.

you ate my sock cake.....whay did you eat my sock cake? i dont even know you!

Spencer: Nice to see you, Ms. Briggs, or now that I'm older, may I call you Margaret?

Ms. Briggs: You may not.

Spencer: Why?

Ms. Briggs: My name is Francine!

Okay, so wait, wait, wait. We all failed miserably trying to get you guys more viewers for iCarly and yet it is precisely those miserable failures that are getting you guys more viewers for iCarly?

Dirkenshnoff!

Your butt looks like a ham.

You're Yakimannoying!

Nevel's a stupid name!

TOASTY!

OMG! It's the world's fattest priest!

...No need to be hurtful.

I hope these help you!