OK. We have been smelling this rotting stench in our office lately. This morning (this has been going on for about a week), I figured that it was coming from behind or underneath the bookcase (which is one of those huge ones with the flat bottom that begs to crush your foot). Yesterday, my Dad dug out a rat's nest from our crawl space (I don't know if there were any residents in there, but I suppose that that was better than what me and my brother figured was an oppossum in the late stages of decomposition in out crawl space). As it turns out, it was exactly underneath the bookcase (dun-dun-dun). I think that someone may have burrowed a hole in our freaking floor and the stink is coming from their waste products.
To make matters worse, my brother thinks he saw a flea jumping (When I thought of that I was thinking of a circus. Doot-doot-doo-doo-doo-doo-doot-doot-dooo... around on his work desk. (He lives upstairs and the office is downstairs.)
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